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Hypocrisy -

EVIL CAPITALIST - Likes to fire people that don't work hard enough or provide good service! Next stop- pink slip to Obama and Obamacare

NATIONAL EMERGENCY - Obama Frantically calls donors from Air Force One. "They're going to run congress and the White House"

US NAVY - Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day. Sail on to Victory!

FIREFIGHTERS - make a little more than HALF what a teacher makes

PINK SLIP - It's on its way.



U.S. NAVY - Still awesome in spite of Obama.

NUMBERS DON'T LIE - 53% stated they'd at least consider Obama in 2012; 45% said NO WAY! However, among registered voters the number changes... 47% say NO HE CAN'T in 2012!

TAGS: 2012 elections obama fired
Rating: 3.67/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:30 pm
Yup, those numbers don't lie. A democratic majority of voter re-elects Obama... How did this observation work out for you? hahahahahaha

Gun Control -

THAT'S - What one $ trillion in debt looks like. Anybody but Obama 2012.

YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT - You put your right foot in. You do the Hokie Pokie and turn yourself around, That's what it's all about


Bernie & Obama -

TAGS: bernie sanders barack obama socialists liberal democrats moonbats marxists agitators demagogues firebrands dnc vermont hippie
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 13, 2015, 4:25 pm
Wait, Obama is Socialist?
Libertas - October 11, 2015, 10:33 pm
you mean 2009?




TAGS: firemen
Rating: 4.13/5

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YOU LIE!! - No, not Joe Wilson but our troops are shouting it. Combat brigades are being renamed as "advisors" so Obama can promise that all combat troops are withdrawn. See the pattern forming?

TAGS: pants on fire
Rating: 3.94/5

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Open Carry -

TAGS: guns firearms second amendment opencarry
Rating: 1.57/5

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Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 6:12 pm
All right, could you be succinct next time?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 1:17 am
Same thing
Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 1:04 am
I certainly have. Anything else?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:34 am
How about 'talking points'? Ever hear of that?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 10:14 pm
As someone who's merely produced about 25% of the posters that OTC, yes, I do, thank you for asking.
EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 6:55 pm
You don't get out much, do you?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 6:38 pm
Funny, because this is the first place I ever done seen such a term, and from decidedly conservative-leaning posters, too.
OTC - June 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
Yeah, on the democrats side
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 5:34 pm
Isn't the term "Democrat narrative" a real big a**umption?
OTC - June 10, 2014, 8:53 am
In that case, it IS an a/ssuption
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 2:51 am
It's not an as'sumption if it's correct.
OTC - June 10, 2014, 12:00 am
You mean your a/s/sumption
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 8:22 pm
Oh, that was just a wild guess, but thanks for confirming my suspicions.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:39 am
But you watch Fox and listen to Rush?
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 2:29 am
And what would that be exactly, because I don't watch MSNBC or CNN.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 12:25 am
More like what MSNBC, CNN, Feinstein , Schumer, tells us it is
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:51 pm
The Democratic Narrative being what exactly? What Fox News or Rush Limbaugh tells you it is?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:48 pm
Now what make you ask me such a question?
OTC - June 8, 2014, 7:38 pm
Nooo, those people were on mind altering drugs? Say it isn't so, that would destroy the democrat narrative
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 7:24 pm
Does that mean that you favor a ban on antidepressants?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 6:43 pm
You know, it's funny that it turns out the shooters were on antidepressants before they went on their little shooting spree, but you won't hear the mainstream media cover that sort of thing, lest that hurt their advertising revenue.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Columbine. Just some kids cleaning out a school of dirty Christian kids. Thank God there wasn't a good guy there with a gun. Some of those nad ty christian kids might have lived. Cannabal, luv ya', mate. But you see where this is going.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:34 pm
Because all angry looking illegals show their distsain for American border security by buying two grande carmel macchiatoes... WHAT?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:33 am
and the refusal to enforce laws passed by congress. Remember the separation of powers where legislation is supposed to be done by congress, not the president?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:31 am
I guess you kind of overlooked the executive orders and agency regulations, didn't you?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:13 am
No, Congress is the one responsible for thoroughly violating the Constitution, Obama is just kind of there, just as Bush was just kind of there.
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:10 am
Why would you need a gun when someone is hosing down the mall? Can't you see they're cleaning it? Sheesh.
ipaprime - June 7, 2014, 10:55 pm
Well if it is at home locked in a closet when someone decides to hose down the mall your in. You need it then, so how do you get it?
OTC - June 7, 2014, 9:51 pm
Not what I had in mind, but thanks for repeating the democrat narrative cannabal
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 8:26 pm
Good idea. Why don't we just scrap the whole constitution and let whoever is president make all the rules? Oh, yeah, obama is already doing that
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 7:20 pm
Oh, yeah, those evil, evil lunatics that are trying to take all the guns away, because Obama the malevolent socialist dictator said so. Maybe the rightwing nutjobs should stop pretending they're cowboys in the Wild, Wild West.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 6:13 pm
These days, people open carry because of the lunatics on the left
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:44 pm
These days, people are in the Navy because of Godsmack, not the Village People.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:40 pm
Must be a Village People fan, sorry
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:32 pm
Weakest comment ever.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:30 pm
Come on, this is just a ph**o of the Village People nowadays
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:24 pm
Wow, those are some powerfully stereotypical conservative comments, even coming from you two.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:31 pm
I thought open carry referred to the tequila that the illegal was holding in the star bucks cups. You can tell the navy guy is not part of the obama administration because he has his hands in his own pockets.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 3:36 pm
Speechless... but I betcha the fat old Navy guy with his hands in his pockets or the angry looking illegal holding two grande carmel macchiatoes wil mess with him

JAN. 15, 2013: RICK PERRY TAKES OFFICE AND - Barry Soetoro begins his new career as Salad Bar Technician Trainee at Ponderosa.

" LA JOLLA’S ANNUAL FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS " - La Jolla’s annual 4th of July fireworks show now requires evaluation under the California Environmental Quality Act.

WALKING PAPERS - Many politicians need to be fired Nov. 2nd. Get out the vote!


WE HAVE - wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much as it is.

Liar Liar -

MY RECORD - is to be sealed under Executive Privilege

REDACTED - Fast and Furious docs] Fire the AG!

TAGS: fire ag
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:40 am
Obama disagrees....so do his supporters.

Obama's teleprompter -

liar-liar -

CBS CARES - actions tell a different story

THE THREE RING CIRCUS - And Bozo is on deck

TEXAS SECESSION - They're not SECEDING from IRENE! Unlike them CRY-BABY YANKEES, they'd love to have any hurricane that wants to sop some water around.

It's Time -

TAGS: fire liars
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - March 31, 2015, 2:15 pm
Why stop there? Throw out the whole lot of em



TAGS: fired
Rating: 4.82/5

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PANTS ON FIRE (NOW A SERIES) - Transparency? Who needs transparency?

Liberal Tears -

NEW AXIS OF EVIL - One of the New Axis of Evil members seen moments after uttering: "Well then, let the jobless eat gulf shrimp"

UNLOCKING THE SHACKLES OF SOCIALISM - Vote the democrats out Nov. 2nd.

DEBTS - what could go wrong?

THE TWO FACES OF HARRY REID - You're fired, but don't worry, your party extended unemployment benefits

CLEANSING FIRE - Just like fire and heat kills disease, we need to cleanse the halls of Congress by firing the corrupt swamp-dwellers and caretakers.


KEITH OLBERMANURE FIRED - Oh yeah, he quit, that's the story. He couldn't have been fired by the new owners of NBC, now could he? Keith, we won't be missing you. (Proof that prayer works). "Thrill up your leg"- next!

TALK ABOUT CHANGE - Out of the pan into the fire

Compromise -

VOTE 2012!! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD! - Today is the day to send a clear message to the White House..... You are FIRED!! Vote Mitt Romney!

FIRED - Worker fired at Obama rally for wearing a sweatshirt for the Carrier GHW Bush where his son is serving. What else do you expect from the party of poverty and intolerance!

TAGS: fired
Rating: 3.67/5

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THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T NEED FIREARMS - We don't need personal firearms because our military and our government would never turn on us and murder us.


OBAMA'S PLAN - powered by GE's clean energy, "lighting the future"

THE DON FOR PRESIDENT - Because nothing says America has hit rock-bottom with a Community organizer as Prez. (That's one debate I'd like to see- the Don telling Bammy he's fired!) LOL


New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie 'embarrassed and humiliated -

TAGS: jersey scandal fired marathon governor
Rating: 3/5

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MashiMashi - January 11, 2014, 9:19 am
All his drooogs were allowed to hide thier a**ets close thier tents and get the hell out of Dodge before this broke.
JGalt - January 10, 2014, 11:23 pm
rumor has it he's "Mr Vindictive". I wonder how much dirt he has on the one he "threw under the bus" today?

JAPANESE ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR - An inside job so that Roosevelt could circumvent the Constitution and get re-elected to more than a 2nd term.

The Fire -


TAGS: crazy people with firearms
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 5:58 pm

We've had a bit of that too....Scary highways. On the up side, I can't get to work tomorrow if the roads are closed.
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:36 pm
It rained here all day, and the lake is like soup, no fishing for me this weekend. Boo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 3:31 pm

For ice fishing ?....I had a citation when I was a kid. It was slow but it never broke down. I think Bombardier made them...they also made planes. Hey!, anyone want to go ice fishing?
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:07 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:23 am
PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 7:40 am
No, they want to keep guns out of the hands of criminals and mental cases. So do most members of the NRA (although the NRA lobbyists seem to be ignoring their own membership).
ipaprime - December 25, 2012, 12:03 am
or democrats as all it appears they want to do is remove guns from the public
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 9:35 am
An interesting idea. But to make it work you'd have to give that test to every person who wants to buy a gun, since many people with mental problems go undetected or untreated. Try getting that one approved by the Republicans in Congress...
ipaprime - December 24, 2012, 7:47 am
you want to keep guns out of the hands of "crazy" people it is simple. require them to take an MMPI test to certify their stability. just like i did PRIOR to being able to take a course to become an armed security guard
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:14 pm
Well put some pillows down then, I've already said it a number of times JG.
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:12 pm
Which judge signed it, JG?
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:18 pm
Blame Street Media has a gag order on telling us about when law abiding citizens stop a crazy person from killing innocent people....
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:17 pm
first time I've seen a liberal change the argrument into including crazy people. I think I'll probably faint if I see him agree that its not about taking them out of the hands of sane people who can also protect us from the crazies.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 5:30 pm
*SNICKER* And if you are one of those that think that adding ONE MORE gun control law to the 20,000 that already exist, then you don't know what they say about people who keep doing the same thing and expecting different results
PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 4:06 pm

ONE LESS LOON - Supporting him was too expensive.


TAGS: paul ryan liar catholisism fire
Rating: 1.8/5

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simplegenius - October 17, 2012, 12:16 pm
the American government has come down to two parties stonewalling each other out of mere contempt/revenge.. it is stupid and dangerous to play high school games when running a country and won't lead to ANY accomplishments.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:30 am
dems had the senate, the house, and the white house for two years, why couldn't they do anything except pass obamacare (which the citizens didn't even want)?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:29 am
Oh, I thought obama said it was unpatriotic to have to raise the debt ceiling and was a sign of horrible leadership.
JGalt - October 15, 2012, 11:46 pm
Its the Senate that has no budget....stonewalls everything congress does!
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 11:40 pm
Besides that... He voted for it under Bush... MOre Fail?
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:35 pm
How could President Obama cut the deficit in half with the worst Congress (Republican led), in US history? All rightists were out to f*** him up, now that's what I call un-patriotic bastards.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:25 pm
He blamed youtube also? Or is this about not cutting the deficit in half by the end of his first term?

Duh 2nd Menment -

TAGS: guns firearms conservatism second amendment
Rating: 1.57/5

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Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am
Yeah, I read he wasn't a very nice guy.
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am
When did I ever make such an outrageous insinuation?
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:17 am
Don't mean "Green Crack," because that's a real brand.
OTC - June 15, 2014, 9:11 am
Crack pot?
steve1961 - June 15, 2014, 2:02 am
Are you implying that you are some kinda Marijoowanna-type reefer dude?
EmmaRoydes - June 15, 2014, 1:52 am
Pol pot?
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 11:17 pm
Accuses others of political bias. Get's offended when the glove fits... No one accused you of the "polical bias" that you accused others of, Cannabal. So why you mad, bro? Your pot is just as black as the kettle you are accusing of being black
EmmaRoydes - June 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Now that wasn't so difficult, was it. The first step is to admit that you have a problem.
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 6:08 pm
So what's my political bias again? Wait, wait, don't tell me--it's "Liberal-Socialist- Marxist-Democrat-Feminazi," yes?
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
"Your political bias?" d***, Pot. Isn't that Kettle awfully black
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 2:56 am
Your political bias makes you come off as a very humorless individual.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 12:15 am
Trying to figure this one out. Came to the conclusion this is a liberal Democrat female protecting her va-jay-jay against the Democrat invented Republican war on women, the only justifiable use of Duh 2nd Menment

fake news -

I think what you were trying to say was... -

TAGS: susan yates fired by trump
Rating: 5/5
AH1Driver - February 1, 2017, 8:06 pm
Wow. Sorry. Guess you're going to be there.
RebeccaHorner - February 1, 2017, 8:01 pm
It's spelled: San Diego.
RebeccaHorner - February 1, 2017, 7:38 pm

Pathological untrruth #4,582,248 -

Who fired his FBI Director to avoid jail time? -


liar-liar, pantsuit on fire -

NSA will not release tapes of tarmac conversations -

Democrats -

reminds me of the time -

That Look -

There Is No Such Thing As Assault Weapons -

TAGS: no such thing as assault weapons military style rifles second amendment 2a liberal democrat gun grabbers progressive anti gun goons ar15 firearms right to bear arms shall not be infringed
Rating: 5/5

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CaptMickeyd - September 3, 2015, 3:13 pm
This is true. I can make a 10-22 Reuger look like a fully automatic M-16. Doesn't make it any more dangerous than a semi-auto Reuger 10-22.

Whiny Liberal Crybabies Throw a Wet Blanket on the 4th of July Because It's Bad for Gaia -


Obama Hates America -

Liberal Insanity -

The Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives When They Call 9-1-1 -

Barack Hussein Obama II, AKA Barry Soetoro -

The Truth About Guns -

Bernie the Pander-Bear -

Hussein Hypocrisy -

Why Expand Background Checks??? -

More Guns = Less Crime -

Fact About Guns In America -

The Facts About Guns In America -

TAGS: gun control facts second amendment 2a firearm rights national rifle association nra freedom libery constitution shall not be infringed
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 28, 2015, 2:56 am
Look at Venezuela private gun ownership is banned and they have higher gun homocide rate than the USA and Switzerland where a large % is properly trained to handle guns and has a high ownership rate a lower gun homicide rate than the USA.
calron - December 28, 2015, 2:51 am
Judging by the increase in gun violence that immediately followed the banning of gun in other countries, even gun violence would increase. And it will stay that way until they become hard to obtain.
Libertas - December 27, 2015, 3:10 pm
not to mention how it will spike in the other direction should liberals get their way...

Donald Trump -

How is that Democrat Party narrative treating you? -

Gun Control Fact -

The Truth About Gun-Free Zones -

Guns And Liberals -

stop asking -

Bang Bang -

Trump says to his campaign manager: "You're fired!" -

freedom of speech on campus? -

You See What Happens Donnie? -

Excuses, excuses... -

orange is the new black -